What I Told The Judge

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Ever since I was a little girl,
I never had a plan.
I guess that's why I wound up with
A normal-sized footed man.

He took me back to his old place,
up three flights of stairs.
Then he said, in a gentle way,
can you wash these frying pans?

He wouldn't wake up in the morning,
asleep to half-past three.
But the first thing out his mouth would say,
"girl show me them big ol' feet..."

My days were spent in the same old way,
fuzzy slippers and brillo pads.
Showing off my godly goods
and scrubbing frying pans.

He wouldn't wake up in the morning,
asleep to half-past three.
But the first thing out his mouth would say,
"girl show me them big ol' feet..."

The first thing out his mouth would say,
"girl show me your big ol' feet..."

Stuck showing off these godly goods
to a normal-sized footed man.

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from The Bigfoot Woman, released February 26, 2016

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